John's Birthday

My take on John's birthday party -

"Good morning, CC. Even though I can't say CC I still love you!"

"Aunt Gray Gray, I hate this stupid hat..."
"Papa John looks pretty good in it, so I am going to let him wear it while I open my gifts. Okay? Cool - Aunt Gray Gray, you are the best!"
"Hey, CC, how 'bout hurry up and open the next one? I really need to figure out what it is."

"Oh and a tractor book!"

"Oh and look at my hat - Thanks, Uncle Andrew (or Houn-Duck), I love this huntin and fishin hat!"

"Alright Mac-Daddy, here is my loot - I got a bowling set, a tractor book, a train set, and this awesome hat that I am wearing backwards (Sorry, Uncle Andrew, blame CC for that)."

"Did y'all know that I can ready already?"

"Oh and I got this toy that I can push or ride from Aunt Gray Gray and Uncle Andrew. See I can push it and make tractor sounds at the same time."
"Oh yeah, and I like to push it from the wrong side from time to time...Thanks, Mac-Daddy, but I think I can handle it from here..."
"This is my favorite toy! I call it a Tacta, but Mom thinks I should say Tractor...but who needs r's?"

"Everyone say it together, Tractor! Yep, I had the coolest tractor, banana cake for my birthday!"
"I don't know why y'all are singing to me, but while I have y'all singing I am going in for the kill..."
"Mom, are you sure I can just stick my hand in this? Mac-Daddy is watching and you know he doesn't like for me to get food on my hands."

"Hi Mac, this stuff is awesome, but you can't have any of mine since you were making fun of my crooked, Chiclets looking front teeth - take that, dude!"

"Mac, Oh Mac, Come here so I can give you hug! What you don't want green hands touching you? I don't understand Mac - come here...it will be fun!"

There you have it folks - John loved his gifts and his cake!