Dear Mother Nature...

I seriously need to cut the grass and spray round-up, so if you don't mind, would you give me just one day (oh say today) to get the grass cut before it rains?  It can start raining about 8 tonight and other than saying that I couldn't spray roundup you won't hear a peep from me.  You know come to think of it, Texas might want some of our rain - do you think you could make it happen for them tonight instead?

Thanks -

The Yard Chick