Dear Mother Nature

This is supposed to be Fall. It is the season just before Winter and after Summer. The temperature is supposed to be mild (highs in the mid to upper 70's and lows in the low to mid 50's). The humidity is supposed to start decreasing, and there are some rain showers mixed in with bright sunshine. However, the temperature is not supposed to reach the 30's in October, nor is it to reach to the 90's. Oh and wind - that is the Spring event - not Fall. And one more thing - if I get sick because you decided that the temperature should be 38 in the morning and 90 in the afternoon - I will be done with you forever -

Thanks -

Lover of the True Fall, not this crap!